Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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