U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you traded sex for a burrito?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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