How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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