why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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