I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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