Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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