feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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