Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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