i think my tv is drunk
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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