farters have to be the big spoon...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
