I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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