everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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