she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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