we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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