Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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