I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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