My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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