She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
