We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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