he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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