I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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