Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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