32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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