Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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