I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
