i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My pussy is not your playground.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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