i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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