in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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