Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
As shirtless as possible
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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