I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
