why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
