FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
