I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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