Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
