that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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