i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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