i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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