so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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