Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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