I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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