ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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