does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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