im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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