it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I faked an abortion last night.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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