I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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