i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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