I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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