he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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