Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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