Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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