I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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