Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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