did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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