I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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