you guys were way drunker than both of me
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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