her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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