All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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